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- Penis before and after circumcision - Mayo ClinicBefore circumcision, the foreskin covers the tip of the penis (glans). After circumcision, the tip of the penis is exposed.
- Penis pump - Mayo ClinicPenis pumps tend to be a lower-cost ED treatment. Work outside of your body. They don't require surgery, shots or medicines that go in the tip of your penis. Can be used with other treatments. You can use a penis pump along with medicines or a penile implant. A mix of ED treatments works best […]
- Peyronie's disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo ClinicOverview Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect. Peyronie's disease is not caused by cancer. Penises vary in shape and size. So having a curved erection […]
- Peyronie's disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo ClinicThe penis is straightened, and the excess tissue on what had been the outer side of the curve is cinched together by placing a series of stitches or "tucks." The final penile length will depend on the length of the shorter side — the side with the scarring from Peyronie's disease.
- Circumcision (male) - Mayo ClinicCircumcision is a surgery to remove the skin that covers the tip of the penis, also called the foreskin. The procedure is fairly common for newborn boys in parts of the world, including the United States. Circumcision later in life can be done, but it has more risks and recovery may take longer.
- Erectile dysfunction: Nonoral treatments - Mayo ClinicBattery-powered penis pump for erectile dysfunction A penis pump is used to draw blood into the penis to create an erection. You then place a rubber ring around the base of the penis to maintain the erection.
We’ve been acquired!
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog, Front Page Articles
I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. Â I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.
I’m a bit melancholy about this – certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.