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Home » Founder's Blog » We’ve been acquired!
May28

We’ve been acquired!

Posted by admin in Founder's Blog, Front Page Articles

I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today.  I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.

I’m a bit melancholy about this – certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.

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