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- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect.
- Can I decrease my penis size? - Go Ask Alice!For those who feel they've gotten more than they bargained for, there's a surgical option called reduction corporoplasty. It’s a specialized procedure which can decrease the length or girth of the penis, typically by about an inch (or a few centimeters).
- How to Permanently Make Penis and Testicles SmallerLooking to make your penis and testicles smaller and stop erections for good? Learn about safe and permanent options, risks, and what doctors say.
- 10 Things That Will Make Your Penis Shrink In Size - LybratePenis shrinkage is a significant reduction in penis size. It is mainly caused by reduced blood flow to a man’s penis. The causes of penis shrinkage can be many, ranging from dehydration to psychological stress.
- Penis ReductionSome men are interested in making their penis appear or actually become smaller, whether for comfort, body-image reasons, or gender expression. There are a few different categories of methods: surgical, medical, and non-surgical appearance-based approaches.
- How does penis reduction surgery work? | Moorgate AndrologyPenis reduction surgery is effective in reducing the size of a man's penis, but how does it actually work? Watch this video to find out!
We’ve been acquired!
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog, Front Page Articles
I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. Â I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.
I’m a bit melancholy about this – certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.