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- Is Thriftbooks safe/ legit? : r/books - RedditThis is a moderated subreddit. It is our intent and purpose to foster and encourage in-depth discussion about all things related to books, authors, genres, or publishing in a safe, supportive environment. If you're looking for help with a personal book recommendation, consult our Weekly Recommendation Thread, Suggested Reading page, or ask in r/suggestmeabook. MembersOnline […]
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- Is ThriftBooks a trustworthy seller? : r/books - RedditThriftBooks is a total scam with coupon codes that don't get deducted and free books that are not free. To get the free "earned" book you have to spend another $30.
- Has anyone ordered from Thriftbooks before? Are they legit and ... - Reddit36 votes, 12 comments. true i love thriftbooks for used books. the books will just come in a plastic bag, but i've never received a damaged book. they come with barcode stickers on the spine, but i don't know if that applies to pre-orders, as i've never pre-ordered from them; i stick to a local […]
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We’ve been acquired!
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog, Front Page Articles
I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. Â I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.
I’m a bit melancholy about this – certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.