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- Penis - WikipediaBecause of this a horse's penis can enlarge more than a bull's penis. The urethra is on the ventral side of the body of the penis. As a general rule, a mammal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species – even between closely related ones.
- Penis - Structure, Function, Location, Anatomy, DiagramIt consists of three main parts: the root, which anchors the penis to the pelvic region; the shaft, or body, which extends outward; and the glans, the rounded tip of the penis. The urethra runs through the penis, allowing for the passage of both urine and semen.
- Penis Anatomy: Gross Anatomy, Vasculature, Lymphatics and Nerve SupplyThe penile shaft is composed of three erectile columns, the two corpora cavernosa and the corpus spongiosum, as well as the columns' enveloping fascial layers, nerves, lymphatics, and blood...
- Penis: Location, Function, and Associated Diseases - HealthThe penis is a primary male reproductive organ. Its main functions are sexual intercourse and ejaculation of semen, as well as the release of urine from the body.
- 22.4: Penis - Medicine LibreTextsThe penis is the male organ of copulation (sexual intercourse). It is flaccid for non-sexual actions, such as urination, and turgid and rod-like with sexual arousal. When erect, the stiffness of the organ allows it to penetrate into the vagina and deposit semen into the female reproductive tract.
We’ve been acquired!
Posted by admin in Founder's Blog, Front Page Articles
I guess I’m pleased to say that the assets and intellectual property of Penis Reduction Pills has been acquired by Placebo Labs, a California company which has been advancing the use and misuse of placebos in the marketplace today. Â I’ll be a vice president, overseeing something or the other — I’m sure they’ll find good stuff for me to do.
I’m a bit melancholy about this – certainly, it’s been a tough road so far bringing granddad’s company back to life, with a lot of ups and downs, and sales haven’t been as good as I would have hoped for, but Placebo Labs will be able to bring a lot of new capital and brainpower and I’m sure that together we’ll succeed beyond my wildest dreams.