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- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!As for surgery, there really is no safe option that would allow you to drop a few sizes and still maintain normal erection and sensation in your penis and genital area.
- Penectomy: Purpose, Procedure, Results & Recovery - Cleveland ClinicA penectomy refers to the surgical removal of the penis. You can have a partial penectomy or a total penectomy. The surgery is the most common way to treat cancer of the penis. You can also have a penectomy as a gender affirmation surgery.
- Penis Reduction Surgery Is No Laughing Matter - ForbesUnless you're a teenage boy, there's no reason for giggling or making light of the penile reduction operation report published recently by University of South Florida urologists.
- Penile implant: Surgery, size, and how they work - Medical News TodayPenile implant surgery involves placing a prosthetic device inside the penis and scrotum. This device helps people achieve an erection and regain sexual function.
- Before & After Procedures | Gallery - AlterMDscrotum reduction; male genital reconstruction; penis enlargement reconstruction; congenital penile curvature; transgender. male to female gender confirmation surgery; male-to-female sex reassignment revisions; gender confirmation breast augmentations; female-to-male chest contouring; female to male metaidoioplasty; cosmetic. abdominoplasty ...
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
Does Barack Obama use your product?
Posted by richard in FAQ
We’ve been asked before if our new President, Barack Obama, is a client of our pills. But, because we pledge to keep our client’s record absolutely secret, we can’t say one way or the other.
However, we can say that many of the qualities people see in President Obama are the kinds of personality traits that taking a penis reducing placebo might help to enhance — the supernatural, inner calm; the supreme confidence it enables those taking them to exude, and an absolute coolness that emanates from every pore — all may be strengthened by those who take our North American-made, penis reducing placebos every day. Sometimes twice a day, even.