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- Decrease penis size? | Go Ask Alice!As for surgery, there really is no safe option that would allow you to drop a few sizes and still maintain normal erection and sensation in your penis and genital area.
- Penectomy: Purpose, Procedure, Results & Recovery - Cleveland ClinicA penectomy refers to the surgical removal of the penis. You can have a partial penectomy or a total penectomy. The surgery is the most common way to treat cancer of the penis. You can also have a penectomy as a gender affirmation surgery.
- Penis Reduction Surgery Is No Laughing Matter - ForbesUnless you're a teenage boy, there's no reason for giggling or making light of the penile reduction operation report published recently by University of South Florida urologists.
- Penile implant: Surgery, size, and how they work - Medical News TodayPenile implant surgery involves placing a prosthetic device inside the penis and scrotum. This device helps people achieve an erection and regain sexual function.
- Before & After Procedures | Gallery - AlterMDscrotum reduction; male genital reconstruction; penis enlargement reconstruction; congenital penile curvature; transgender. male to female gender confirmation surgery; male-to-female sex reassignment revisions; gender confirmation breast augmentations; female-to-male chest contouring; female to male metaidoioplasty; cosmetic. abdominoplasty ...
- Penis reduction - WikipediaPenis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect. The motive behind such a procedure can range from complications such as macropenis, genital lymphedema, or sex reassignment.
I have weird dietary restrictions!
Posted by richard in FAQ
Are these safe to eat if I’m a vegetarian or vegan?
Yes, as far as we know there is no reason that you couldn’t eat these even if you eschew all animal or animal-connected products. Â If you’re against plant violence, well, then I can tell you that the dextrose and carnauba wax were both extracted rather violently from plants.
Now, that said, keep in mind that these are placebos, and it’s unlikely whether you’ll experience any effect at all from consuming them, so you’re free to order the product and never open the bottle. Â Or, if you’re on something like the Atkins diet, order away and then dump out the placebos and replace the contents of the bottle with bacon bits, and take a handful three times a day, or whatever.
Our ingredients in our original, spherical pills: Dextrose, Citric Acid, Calcium, Stearate, Tapioca Dextrin, Confectioner’s Glaze, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Flavors & Colors (including FD&C Red 40Lake, Blue 1Lake, Yellow 5Lake, Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5) Manufactured by Concord Confections, Inc. Â Concord, Ontario. L4K3N1.
And, our new “penis-shaped” pills: dextrose, maltodextrin, artificial flavors, calcium stearate, resinous glaze, tapioca, dextrin, carnauba wax, colors (including yellow 5&6, red 40, blue 1).