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In short, no. But, we are the premiere male ego enhancement product on the market today which costs under $10. There are many male ego enhancement products on the market today. For example, The Porsche 996 Carrera Cabriolet, or pretty much any really fast car that costs a metric butt-load of money. Sure, some may frown on the Porsche, saying that the Ferrari or some other really fast, really expensive car is the ticket, but that really just proves the point, namely that a really fast, really expensive car is prima-facia a male ego enhancer. Think of every guy you know who has such a car, and then think of his ego -- it's always a big ego. But, since these cars run well above $95,000 original MSRP, they are well into the "unaffordable" territory for the average person looking for a gift for their husband or boyfriend, and even most dudes won't drop that much on a car unless they're really insecure ( by which everyone knows you mean "tiny" ) and thus not a target for our product. Thus, at $9.95, we're much cheaper and almost equally as good as a really expensive car. That's what we call in latin a "que et demonstratum", or something like that. Trophy wife or hot young hanger-on. Some young, hot thing hanging on the arm of an older, significantly less hot dude. Think Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall before he died. Think Elliot Spitzer and Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Both were tremendously expensive -- Marshall paid Smith thousands of dollars a week and gave her expensive gifts, and Spitzer paid $5k a pop to, um, interact with Ashley for two hours. Sure, this may have led to some male ego enhancement for them, and in general a trophy wife does cause male ego enhancement, but it is frequently quite expensive.
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We get this a lot. No, we are not a scummy internet scam. No, we aren't planning to steal your credit card info and run you out of house and home. No, we don't intend to keep records of our purchasers and use them later to blackmail anyone who happens to buy our product and then become the governor of New York. Instead, what we are is a small, family based business selling placebos which may or may not reduce the size of the male member, delivered to you in well-sized boxes with our logo printed on all six sides. Since we use PayPal for all our payment processing, we don't even get your credit card number. So, you can order from us with confidence, secure in the knowledge that your information is secure. And, if you're still worried, talk one of your friends into ordering them for you. |
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If you use our penis reduction placebo pills as directed, you can expect results like this:  |  | | Before | After |
However, different people will have different results. |
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Glad you asked, since otherwise our crack staff of writers would be wasting their time. Placebos are harmless pills with no known physiological effects which are prescribed for their psychological benefits. The uses of placebos go way back in medicine, but modern uses probably began with Dr. T. Graves, who published the paper "Commentary on a Case of Hystero-Epilepsy with Delayed Puberty: Treated with Testicular Extract" -- and so, it's probably safe to say that placebos and the groin area have been linked from the beginning. In the 1930 and early 1940s many medical researchers found that in studies where a portion of the group not being given the studied active ingredient but were instead given pills which had no known active ingredient, but weren't told this fact that some portion of these groups nonetheless seemed to experience a difference when compared to the control group, sometimes seeming as if they were being given the active ingredient. For our product, our scientists and researchers have investigated many of the effective and ineffective known pharmaceuticals which can reduce the size of the penis. It didn't take long, because we're not good at researching things. Next, we thought really hard about this, and figured that most men don't really want to make their penises smaller, but might want other people to think that they have a huge member, and so we decided to put our knowledge of placebos together with our ability to print labels and boxes. Viola! -- a new product is born! |
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