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Misaddressed mail was never so fun!
Posted by richard in Testimonials
“For an extra bit of ego boost, I order these for myself but put in my nearby neighbor’s postal address. When they arrive, the neighbors bring them over to my house for me and I say ‘Thanks, they must have messed up the address.’
And, all my neighbors think I’m huge.â€
— Stephen K., Iowa City, Iowa