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- Can estrogen pills cause my genitals to shrink? - DoctorSpringIt also increases the life expectancy. Estrogen therapy sometimes leads to damage to the pituitary gland that controls many of the hormone system in the body. Breast size and shape will alter slowly over the years. Genitals will be slowly affected over a number of years. The fluid from the testis containing sperm will no […]
- Safe way to shrink penis without surgery. TESTOSTERINE. - DoctorSpringThank you for your query at DoctorSpring.com. There are medications like antiandrogens, LHRH agonists and antagonists that can shrink your penis as well as do away with erection. The side effects do exist for all these medications but are very minimal. Feel free to discuss further, Take care. Sincerely.
- Will ESTROGEN GEL shrunk the penis? - DoctorSpringRubbing estrogen gel, or exposure to estrgen gel a few times will have no effect on your penile growth. The evidence is your penis which is absolutely normal, rather pretty well developed compared to other males of your age. Estrogen gel locally won't have any side effects except for local toxicity may be. You should […]
- Penis swallowed after intercourse - doctorspring.comIn your case, if could be paraphimosis where the foreskin cannot be retracted forward . As the foreskin swelling has not subsided , you can try to use a topical ointment like Hydrocortisone 1%cream over the swelling to reduce it . However manual reduction is the best treatment to bring down the swelling .
- Dry skin like rash on penis head, painful erection. - DoctorSpringAbout two months ago I developed this dry like rash beneath the head of my penis. It was painful to extend the head and painful during erection. I believed it was blanitis so I treated with female ectopic monistat cream and it healed but there are still some evidence of it. Is this something else.
- OCD and detergent use on penis and low libido - DoctorSpringIt is your obsession which is killing your desire to have intercourse. You need not worry about the libido and desire and permanent damage to the penis. The skin can get hardened and hence the decreased pleasure. However, it also improves your actual act time. Stay calm and indulge into more of sex and you […]
RIP, Billy Mays
Posted by richard in Front Page Articles
As you know, I have been trying, somewhat unsuccessfully, to grow this business back to the same scale it was back in the 1950s and 1960s when my grandfather and his partner were selling thousands of bottles a month. Â I’m not embarassed to say that I’m still quite far away from that goal. Â Perhaps the world has changed and the numbers of people who want to buy a placebo which claims to reduce the size of their penis but doesn’t actually do so is smaller than it was back in the days of Ike and JFK and Hugh Hefner.
But,  I’ve also thought that maybe the problem is that folks today don’t know about the product.  To that end, we’ve been advertising on the web and occasionally on television, but it still hasn’t taken off.  Recently we’d written another commercial, and were getting ready to see if our favorite pitchman, Billy Mays, might be willing to do the commercial for us ( for free, because we’re poor ).  Everything was ready to go except for the part of actually trying to contact Mr. Mays and talk him into it.
And, today we were saddened to hear that Mr. Mays passed away overnight, and so we will never have the opporunity to get turned down by him. Â Our condolences to his family and friends.
(Picture of Billy Mays by Sharese Ann Frederick of Purchase, N.Y. ; used under a CC:Attribution/ShareAlike license.)