Satisfied in Missouri

Posted by richard

Dear PRP,

I love my husband dearly, but for a long time I couldn’t bear to have sex with him.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m a passionate woman, but our lovemaking was painful for me.  He was just too big!  I found myself developing “headaches” and using the shower massager a lot.  Our marriage was in trouble.

One day, on a lark, I googled “penis reduction” and found your site.  Desperate, I ordered the starter pack, and it was amazing.  My husband is exactly the same size, but he feels smaller to me because I make him take one every morning.  It’s like we’re newlyweds, except for the having no money part.

It’s helped his ego, too.  Neighbors have seen the boxes waiting on the porch, sometimes for weeks at a time before I bring them in.  The Reverend got quite a start last week when he came by for Bible study and offered to bring in the mail.

Thanks so much,

Mrs. M, St. Louis

They taste great.

Posted by richard

“In the past, when ordering products with no medicinal benefit, I’ve always been disappointed with their taste.  But, your penis reduction placebos taste almost exactly like sweet tarts — I’ve had trouble not gobbling the entire bottle some mornings.  Luckily, I’ve resisted, and I’m glad to say that while I think they have helped reduce the size of ‘Mr. Happy’ my ruler still shows I’m exactly the same size.  Thanks, PRP Online!”

—  Jack M., New Haven, CT

Picking up the mail has never been so fun!

Posted by richard

”I was in my pajamas when the mail guy tried to deliver it yesterday. So he left a call tag. Which meant John had to go to the Post Office today to pick it up! He said the lady at the Post Office snickered at him when he picked it up. Like he couldn’t tell if she was smiling to be polite, or smiling because he has a HUGE penis and now she knew.

Thanks, Penis Reduction Pills folks!”

— Madeline T., San Jose, CA

Worked as advertised.

Posted by richard

“It worked as advertised and I didn’t even take any!”

— Peter B., Cupertino, CA.

Note: Not ordering and not taking the pills is not recommended by the site proprietor as a means of not reducing the penis size.  Better would be to order them and take them as directed to not reduce the size of the penis.

Helped me with my overconfidence problem

Posted by richard

“Likely you’ve been inundated with ads which claim to have medicines and other nostrums which increase the size of the male member. And you, like me, have likely been terribly annoyed, because your problem isn’t that “it” is too small, but that “it” is too large.  Not freakishly large, but more that large enough, so that it is interfering with your life.

In my situation, my exceedingly large member was causing me no end of problems.  Being so large, I was always filled with confidence and a can-do attitude, so much so that on the way home from work I’d be forced to run into any burning building I came across to save whomever I could find just because I was so sure that nothing bad could come to me.  Everyone at work hated me because I was so incredibly successful and good looking, and funny, all of which I attributed to the fact that my wang was two sizes too large.

Until I found the fine folks at Penis Reduction Pills.com and their fabulous penis reducing placebos.  Once I started taking them, even though they did nothing to actually reduce the size of my penis, I kind of thought it might be a little bit smaller, and that was the edge I needed so that I no longer felt the need to try to save the world and every single person in it.  And the people at work don’t hate me as much, and last week my boss even pointed out a minor mistake I made on a report, which he would never have done before I’d started taking your fine product.

In short, I’m a believer and a happy customer.  Thanks!”

— Scott W., El Segundo, CA

Shaq

Posted by richard

Image of Shaq, holding a basketball

“I’m a proud and happy customer.”

— Shack O’Neal, not the guy pictured to the left

Shaquille O’Neal, a 7′ 1″ tall American basketball player for who has played for several teams and who was a member of the 1996 Olympics team which won the gold medal, has most likely never heard of PenisReductionPills.com and is not a satisfied and repeat customer.