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- Can estrogen pills cause my genitals to shrink? - DoctorSpringThe fluid that appears during ejaculation may appear clean and in some cases ejaculation may cease. Sex drive will decrease and may be lost altogether. Exertion of the penis may become increasingly difficult to achieve and to sustain. Some softening of the penis and scrotal tissue will occur.
- Will ESTROGEN GEL shrunk the penis? - DoctorSpringMost average guys will have a penis length of around 6 inches, since yours is 7, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Rubbing estrogen gel, or exposure to estrgen gel a few times will have no effect on your penile growth. The evidence is your penis which is absolutely normal, rather pretty well developed […]
- Paraphimosis. - DoctorSpringThe physician will do a reduction. Depending on the severity the doctor will give you a topical or local anesthesia and digitally manipulate and reduce the condition. If this does not help, minimally invasive techniques will be used for reduction. Depending on the severity of your condition the doctor will decide which method will be […]
- Treatment for dry skin area in penis. - DoctorSpringI have a skin infection in my penis. It has been 2 month. It was like scratch mark. But after some time it the area got cured. Still the area skin looks like dry and the dry skin is removable. When I took bath or when penis strong I can remove the skin. But after […]
- Dry skin like rash on penis head, painful erection. - DoctorSpringAbout two months ago I developed this dry like rash beneath the head of my penis. It was painful to extend the head and painful during erection. I believed it was blanitis so I treated with female ectopic monistat cream and it healed but there are still some evidence of it. Is this something else.
- OCD and detergent use on penis and low libido - DoctorSpringYes the fact that it was hurting your penis could mean it could have caused damage also. But what I am saying is that you if avoid further injury the damage can be reversed. Skin peeling suggests moderate to severe damage. Hope with some time it will heal. Even if the sensation comes back to […]
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-Pøpulár Sëngerskî, semi-professional Elvis Presley impersonator